Stay in your own lane, bitch.

So I went swimming today. I got there relatively early (around 9) and the pool was almost empty except for a few other swimmers.

I got into one of the middle lanes, and started doing laps. About 10 laps in, I saw some random guy approach my lane.

...and I was like, no way bitch.

...not really, but there were at least two other open lanes! He asked me if we could split the lane, and I was like...uh....sure....

..and of course once he got in he swam so fast that he lapped me multiple times. Granted he was wearing one of those paddle-glove thingamajigs, but still. boo. boo on him.

anyway, that's my rant for today. Huzzah!